I asked Daniel to cut onions for supper.
I found a camouflaged Dreaded Jungle Basset lurking on the couch. I don't know if she was waiting for an innocent Cheez It to wander by or if she was hoping to escape school.
It's not a good thing when your scale is speechless. At least it didn't say, "Ummm.... well..."
"I will stare at you with my hypnotic gaze until you give me the cracker. Give! Me! The! Cracker!"